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I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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