um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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