Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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