No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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