first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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