You're earring is so big in my mouth
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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