We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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