let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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