Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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