I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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