I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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