nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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