Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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