direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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