what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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