It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
