Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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