i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i believe in u and ur pee
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