how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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