The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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