Im at strip club and am horny
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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