"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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