You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So many bounce houses so little time
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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