her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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