Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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