There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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