White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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