Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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