I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She even gives head with a lisp.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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