Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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