Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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