i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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