ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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