i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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