So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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