I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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