Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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