New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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