no. you can't hotbox the world.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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