You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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