Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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