well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
the liver wants what the liver wants
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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