What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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