Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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