walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
