Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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