We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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