I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It's just like the Real World with babies
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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