Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
there's paper in my vomit.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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