i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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