That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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