I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And then my night got REAL pukey
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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