but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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